What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?%His lucky people's foot!
What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with a nervous person?%An Easter basket case!
Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?%Because he's too young to drive!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?%Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?%Hot, cross bunnies
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?%A receding hareline
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?%It's been nice gnawing you.
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?%One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?%He didn't have the hare fare.
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?%One. After that the basket won't be empty.
What do you call a dumb bunny?%A hare brain
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?%Just look for the grey hares.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?%A funny bunny
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?%Bugs Bunny
Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?%To the re-tail store.
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?%Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?%Eggs marks the spot.
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny Who?%Some bunny is eating all my Easter candy!
Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?%Because then it would be a foot.
What do rabbits have that nothing else has?%Baby rabbits
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?%Fourteen carrot gold
Why do we paint Easter eggs?%Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?%He cracked up.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?%He was having a bad hare day!
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?%It might crack up!
What did one Easter egg say to the other?%Heard any good yolks lately?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?%Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What is a rabbit's favorite dance?%The Bunny Hop
Why did the Easter egg hide?%He was a little chicken.
How does a rabbit make gold soup?%He begins with 14 carrots.
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?%Hot cross bunnies!
What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?%One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
How does Easter end?%With the letter R!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?%With a hare brush!
Why is the Easter Bunny the luckiest animal in the world?%Because he has four rabbit's feet!
Do you know why rabbits are so good in math?%Because they multiply so fast.
What kind of music do bunnies like?%Hip Hop
What do you get if you cross a bee and a rabbit?%A honey bunny!
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?%With a hare dryer!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?%A bunion!
Where do Easter bunnies dance?%At the basketball!
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?%Because it's always on a sundae!
How does the Easter Bunny travel?%By hare plane!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?%From an eggplant!