Easter Cryptogram Jokes Game

Some bunny encrypted a punch line by changing every letter to a different letter.
I'll give you part of the code, but the rest of the decoding I leave to you!

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What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?%His lucky people's foot! What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with a nervous person?%An Easter basket case! Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?%Because he's too young to drive! Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?%Because he kept quacking all the eggs! What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?%Hot, cross bunnies What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?%A receding hareline What did the rabbit say to the carrot?%It's been nice gnawing you. What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?%One chews and hops, the other hews and chops. Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?%He didn't have the hare fare. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?%One. After that the basket won't be empty. What do you call a dumb bunny?%A hare brain What do you call a bunny with a large brain?%An egghead How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?%Just look for the gray hares. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?%A funny bunny What do you call a rabbit with fleas?%Bugs Bunny Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?%To the re-tail store. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?%Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot! Knock, Knock! Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny Who?%Some bunny is eating all my Easter candy! Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?%Because then it would be a foot. What do rabbits have that nothing else has?%Baby rabbits What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?%Fourteen carrot gold Why do we paint Easter eggs?%Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?%He cracked up. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?%He was having a bad hare day! Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?%It might crack up! What did one Easter egg say to the other?%Heard any good yolks lately? How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?%Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses? What is a rabbit's favorite dance?%The Bunny Hop Why did the Easter egg hide?%He was a little chicken. How does a rabbit make gold soup?%He begins with 14 carrots. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?%Hot cross bunnies! What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?%One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny! How does Easter end?%With the letter R! How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?%With a hare brush! Why is the Easter Bunny the luckiest animal in the world?%Because he has four rabbit's feet! Do you know why rabbits are so good in math?%Because they multiply so fast. What do you get if you cross a bee and a rabbit?%A honey bunny! How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?%With a hare dryer! What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?%A bunion! Where do Easter bunnies dance?%At the basketball! What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?%Two points, unless he's beyond the three-point line. Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?%Because it's always on a sundae! How does the Easter Bunny travel?%By hare plane! Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?%From an eggplant!