Easter Cryptogram Jokes
Here's an Easter joke for you:
Oops! Some bunny encrypted the punch line by changing every letter to a different letter using a secret substitution code.
I'll give you part of my code, but you'll have to guess the rest!
Every original blue letter was changed to the black letter below it.
Reverse the secret code to decipher the coded punch line.
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What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?%His lucky people's foot!
What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with a nervous person?%An Easter basket case!
Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?%Because he's too young to drive!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?%Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?%Hot, cross bunnies
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?%A receding hareline
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?%It's been nice gnawing you.
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?%One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?%He didn't have the hare fare.
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?%One. After that the basket won't be empty.
What do you call a dumb bunny?%A hare brain
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?%An egghead
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?%Just look for the gray hares.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?%A funny bunny
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?%Bugs Bunny
Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?%To the re-tail store.
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?%Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny Who?%Some bunny is eating all my Easter candy!
Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?%Because then it would be a foot.
What do rabbits have that nothing else has?%Baby rabbits
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?%Fourteen carrot gold
Why do we paint Easter eggs?%Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?%He cracked up.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?%He was having a bad hare day!
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?%It might crack up!
What did one Easter egg say to the other?%Heard any good yolks lately?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?%Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What is a rabbit's favorite dance?%The Bunny Hop
Why did the Easter egg hide?%He was a little chicken.
How does a rabbit make gold soup?%He begins with 14 carrots.
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?%Hot cross bunnies!
What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?%One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
How does Easter end?%With the letter R!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?%With a hare brush!
Why is the Easter Bunny the luckiest animal in the world?%Because he has four rabbit's feet!
Do you know why rabbits are so good in math?%Because they multiply so fast.
What do you get if you cross a bee and a rabbit?%A honey bunny!
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?%With a hare dryer!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?%A bunion!
Where do Easter bunnies dance?%At the basketball!
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?%Two points, unless he's beyond the three-point line.
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?%Because it's always on a sundae!
How does the Easter Bunny travel?%By hare plane!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?%From an eggplant!