Scrambled Animal Jokes for Kids Game

Put the words in the right order to get the joke. Capitals and punctuation are clues to the first and last words. When you move a word into the right place it will turn red.
Animal joke or riddle for kids
Pick two words to make them switch places.

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How can you tell if a buffalo is under your sleeping bag?*The ceiling of your tent is very close. How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?*Just look for the gray hares! How do you catch a gorilla?*Stand behind a tree and make a noice like a banana. How do you catch a squirrel?*Climb up a tree and act like a nut! How do you get down off an elephant?*You don't, you get down off a duck! How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?*There are footprints in the butter. How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?*Because the door won't close. How do you stop an elephant from charging?*Take away his credit card! What color socks do bears wear?*They don't wear socks, they have bear feet! What did the frog order to go with his burger?*French flies and a large croak! What did the leopard say after he ate your snack?*That just hit the spot. What did the second fish in the tank say to the first?*"So how do you drive this thing?" What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?*A bird that talks your ear off! What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?*Anything you want, it can't hear you! What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?*Some poor horse is walking around in its socks! What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?*The police made him bring it back! What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?*A panda bear rolling down a hill! What's the best way to prevent painful sores from biting insects?*Don't bite the insects. What's the difference between a piano and a fish?*You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish! What should you do if you find a bear in your bed?*Find somewhere else to sleep! What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?*Time to get a new bed! Why are elephants so wrinkled?*Have you ever tried to iron one? Why are fish so smart?*Because they live in schools. Why couldn't the pony sing?*Because he was a little hoarse. Why did the cow cross the road?*To get to the udder side. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?*It was too heavy to carry! Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?*So she wouldn't be spotted! Why didn't the boy believe the tiger?*He thought it was a lion! Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?*Because it was a moth ball. Why do birds fly south for the winter?*Because it's too far to walk. Why does a dog wag its tail?*Because nobody else will wag it for him. Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?*Because his head is that far from his body. Why do fish live in salt water?*Because pepper makes them sneeze! Why do hens lay eggs?*If they dropped them, they'd break! Why do hummingbirds hum?*Because they don't know the words. Why don't turtles like fast food?*Because they can't catch it. Why don't dogs make good dancers?*Because they have two left feet! Why is a fish easy to weigh?*Because it has its own scales! Why was the baby ant confused?*Because all his uncles were ants!