Halloween Jokes Sentence Scrambles Worksheet

Use capitalization, punctuation and word order skills to restore the original word order to these scrambled punch lines.
Write a sentence in this box:
that uses all these words:
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Answers
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?; He turns into a bat every night. How does a girl vampire flirt?; She bats her eyes. Why can't Dracula play baseball?; He lost his bat. Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?; Their bats flew away. What did the skeleton say to the bartender?; I'd like a beer and a mop! What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?; I'm bone to be wild. Why does Dracula have so few friends?; He's a pain in the neck. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?; It's a pain in the neck. Why are so few ghosts arrested?; It's hard to pin anything on them. Why do mummies make excellent spies?; They're good at keeping things under wraps. Why don't mummies take vacations?; They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?; They're afraid of flying off the handle! What's the difference between a witch and the letters M, A, K, E and S?; One makes spells, the other spells MAKES. Why was the mummy so tense?; He was all wound up. Why do mummies have so few friends?; They're too wrapped up in themselves. Why do witches fly on brooms?; Vacuum cleaners are too heavy. Who wins when a ghost and a zombie race?; Nobody, they're dead even. What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?; You really hope it's Halloween. Why are ghosts such bad liars?; You can see right through them. Why aren't there any famous skeletons?; They're a bunch of no bodies. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?; He didn't have the guts. How do you make a witch itch?; Take away her w! What did one casket say to the other casket?; Is that you coffin? What did the ghost teacher say to her class?; Watch the board and I'll go through it again. Why don't skeletons play music in church?; They have no organs. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?; That would be when you're a mouse! Why don't ghosts like parties?; They have no body to dance with! Why are there fences around cemeteries?; People are dying to get in. Why is a skeleton so mean?; He doesn't have a heart.