Thanksgiving Jokes Sentence Scrambles Worksheet
Use capitalization, punctuation and word order skills to restore the original word order to these scrambled jokes.
Write a sentence in this box:
that uses all these words:
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Why do turkeys always go, "Gobble, gobble"?; They never learned proper table manners!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?; He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?; They suspected it of fowl play.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?; They couldn't fit the moose in the oven.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?; A building can't jump at all!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?; I'll let you know next week!
Why did the turkey cross the road?; He wanted to prove he wasn't chicken.
Why can't you take a turkey to church?; It's too embarrassing because they use fowl language!
Why did the turkey play drums in his band?; He already had drumsticks!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?; The turkey isn't because he's already stuffed!
Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?; He was already stuffed!
What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?; You get enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
When did the Pilgrims first say, "God bless America"?; It was when they first heard America sneeze!
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?; Everything is marked down after the holidays.
Why did the first corn get to the table so quickly?; They had it in stalk!
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?; No, you should just have the turkey!
Do turkeys like sunny days?; No, they prefer fowl weather.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey?; Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream.
What's the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?; A pirate buries his treasures, but the farmer treasures his berries.