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Why can't you just accept that you're a bald eagle?; 1; Notice what kind of eagles they are.; Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
I got a beach house.; 2; Note the location.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
I'm looking for something in a small pond.; 3; He's a big fish.; Andertoons by Mark Anderson
Hey! I hide my head in that sand.; 4; That's not cat litter.; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi
Don't stick out your thumb! Just get on!; 5; What's the hitch?!; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi
Okay, so we're up on the boards. Now what?; 6; Some water sports aren't for everybody.; Rubes by Leigh Rubin
Remember, she'll only eat it if it's shaped like a hamster.; 7; Notoriously picky eaters; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi
I'm putting your math homework in your blue folder - don't eat it!; 8; If you do, you'd better have a good excuse.; Bliss by Harry Bliss
It never fails - the minute I put out a meal, we get aunts!; 9; Very punny, relatively speaking.; Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel
You're the third car salesman in a row that has recommended one of these for us.; 10; It's beginning to bug them.; Break of Day by Nate Fakes
Don't try it, man. I heard once you do, you get hooked.; 11; Good advice, even if it's only a worm.; Break of Day by Nate Fakes
Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard, 'It's a dog eat dog world'?; 12; But has he heard, 'You are what you eat?'; Brevity by Dan Thompson
He's amazed anyone would want to save a cat.; 13; Is that a cat up there?; Marmaduke by Brad Anderson
Oh, forget it - all our selfies are just close-ups of our nostrils; 14; Some selfies are just not worth sharing.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
You do realize all that's in there is water.; 15; There's no mistaking that wet dog smell.; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi
No thanks. I'll stick with cream and sugar.; 16; Most humans prefer something conventional in their coffee.; Marmaduke by Brad Anderson
Waiter, there's a fly in my ants.; 17; Anteaters are very picky eaters - and they don't eat soup.; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi
This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.; 18; A dog trick only goes so far.; Cornered by Mike Baldwin
Oh, no! I don't know how to operate the can opener!; 19; Let's face it - opening a can is a key survival skill.; Bizarro by Dan Piraro
I don't think you've thought this through. Do you realize you'll have to jump nine times?; 20; Something to think about - nine times!; Bizarro by Dan Piraro
And I can't believe you still have rabbit ears.; 21; But he claims to get surprisingly good reception.; Bizarro by Dan Piraro
Maybe you didn't notice, kid, but we have a dress code here.; 22; It's something about the way he's dressed.; Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
I know it's a bargain, but going south in the off-season goes against my better instincts.; 23; Migrating south is an instinct, but then so is bargain hunting.; Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
Actually, I'm fine. I just like to have a place where I'm allowed on the couch.; 24; Hey, you're not allowed on that couch!; Bizarro by Dan Piraro
I have to warn you... I still live with my Mom.; 25; Living with your Mom has a whole different meaning for kangaroos.; The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn
We got the raise, but they still won't budge on the dental plan.; 26; It's rare even for human employees to get dental benefits!; Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
Then you'll just have to hold it.; 27; Sometimes the rest stops are few and far between.; Bizarro by Dan Piraro
It's about ten miles as the car drives, but we can do it in six.; 28; So you're saying it's six miles as the crow flies?; Bizarro by Dan Piraro
The problem seems to be your huge ego.; 29; Well, ego is more of a characteristic than a problem for cats.; Heathcliff by George Gately
Want to really mess with these guys? Lay down and take a nap.; 30; Who knew canaries took naps?; Strange Brew by John Deering
I'm going to the table to beg - can I get you anything?; 31; It's only polite to offer to get food for others too.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
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