Uh, oh! Some turkey gobbled up the punch line. Each letter was changed to a different letter using a secret code.
Your Thanksgiving task is to restore the original punch line. Each letter you decode will turn green.
If April showers bring May flowers, what does a May flower bring? Pilgrims!
What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey!
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Wattle. Wattle who? Wattle I do if you don't open the door?
What did the Turkey say before it was roasted? Boy, I'm stuffed!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving? They couldn't fit the moose in the oven!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. A building can't jump at all!
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The TurKEY!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I'll let you know next week!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, because he's already stuffed!
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? Quack, quack, quack!
What's blue and covered with feathers? A turkey holding its breath!
How do you send a turkey through the mail? Bird class mail!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To try to hatchet!
If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for? Their age!
What type of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand? On their feet!
What's the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner? Beets me!
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter G!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary!
Do turkeys like sunny days? No, they prefer fowl weather.
What do you call a bunch of turkeys playing football? Fowl play!
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
What's the most musical part of a turkey? The drumsticks.