Who is a penguin’s favorite relative?
Aunt Arctica!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrr-itos.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside!
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d!
What do you call a penguin with no eyes?
A PENGU-N
What do you call a penguin with two eyes?
A pengui-in.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg at the top of a steep iceberg?
An eggroll
How do you send a penguin through the mail?
Bird class mail!
How do you spell penguin backwards?
PENGUIN BACKWARDS!