Put the words in the right order to get the joke. Capitals and punctuation are clues to the first and last words.
When you move a word into the right place it will turn red.
How can you tell if a buffalo is under your sleeping bag?*The ceiling of your tent is very close.
How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?*Just look for the gray hares!
How do you catch a gorilla?*Stand behind a tree and make a noice like a banana.
How do you catch a squirrel?*Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
How do you get down off an elephant?*You don't, you get down off a duck!
How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?*There are footprints in the butter.
How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?*Because the door won't close.
How do you stop an elephant from charging?*Take away his credit card!
What color socks do bears wear?*They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What did the frog order to go with his burger?*French flies and a large croak!
What did the leopard say after he ate your snack?*That just hit the spot.
What did the second fish in the tank say to the first?*"So how do you drive this thing?"
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?*A bird that talks your ear off!
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?*Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?*Some poor horse is walking around in its socks!
What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?*The police made him bring it back!
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?*A panda bear rolling down a hill!
What's the best way to prevent painful sores from biting insects?*Don't bite the insects.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?*You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What should you do if you find a bear in your bed?*Find somewhere else to sleep!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?*Time to get a new bed!
Why are elephants so wrinkled?*Have you ever tried to iron one?
Why are fish so smart?*Because they live in schools.
Why couldn't the pony sing?*Because he was a little hoarse.
Why did the cow cross the road?*To get to the udder side.
Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?*It was too heavy to carry!
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?*So she wouldn't be spotted!
Why didn't the boy believe the tiger?*He thought it was a lion!
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?*Because it was a moth ball.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?*Because it's too far to walk.
Why does a dog wag its tail?*Because nobody else will wag it for him.
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?*Because his head is that far from his body.
Why do fish live in salt water?*Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why do hens lay eggs?*If they dropped them, they'd break!
Why do hummingbirds hum?*Because they don't know the words.
Why don't turtles like fast food?*Because they can't catch it.
Why don't dogs make good dancers?*Because they have two left feet!
Why is a fish easy to weigh?*Because it has its own scales!
Why was the baby ant confused?*Because all his uncles were ants!