dp001; It's the groom! He says it's on again!; Inherit the Mirth by Cuyler Black
dp002; It's a flashlight. I couldn't find any candles.; Herman by Jim Unger
dp003; Seriously, stop making motorboat noises with your lips.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
dp004; In an effort to be more transparent, items four and five are the former hidden agenda.; Joe Vanilla by Mark Litzler
dp005; ...and she'll cruise all day long at eighty!; Mac by Michael McParlane
dp006; Our new logo gets right to the heart of the matter.; Joe Vanilla by Mark Litzler
dp007; Remember how hard research was before the Internet?; Joe Vanilla by Mark Litzler
dp008; Hi! This is the Defensive Coordinator. I'm not available, but if you'll leave a message I will...; In the Bleachers by Steve Moore
dp009; A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
dp010; I love how you fit an entire narrative into a single panel.; Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler
10d1; They're born into captivity. It's all they know.; Cornered by Mike Baldwin
10d2; OK, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?; Bliss by Harry Bliss
10d3; Sure, they take a little getting used to, but they're half the price.; Rubes by Leigh Rubin
10d4; Lansky, come settle an argument... Is this a black hole or a dark blue hole?; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
10d5; Next time you do that, you're fired!; Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
10d6; I am not going to bully you this year, but I might Photoshop you.; Compu-toon by Charles Boyce
10d7; You dropped it! Okay, move over. It's my turn!; The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn
10d8; Gotta go now, Gilda. Time to get the little monsters in bed.; Strange Brew by John Deering
10d9; It looks like your choices are politician, mortgage broker or coffee table.; Half Full by Maria Scrivan
10d10; Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!; Break of Day by Nate Fakes
10d11; And I'll keep raising the bar until someone invents a better business metaphor.; Cornered by Mike Baldwin
10d12; Can I turn off the game and set the table? Ha, ha! Oh, honey, you are hilarious!; Bliss by Harry Bliss
10d13; Yes, I'm well acquainted with the 'no biting the hand' rule. But show me where it says anything about the neck.; Rubes by Leigh Rubin
10d14; ...You know, this would be really good deep-fried.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
10d15; ...so we agree on salary cuts for everyone except the members of this committee.; Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
10d16; The good news is it's reversible... the bad news it's even bigger on the other side.; Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel
10d17; I'll be ready in a minute. I'm still putting in my contact lenses.; The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn
10d18; No. I'm sorry. Timmy can't talk right now.; The Flying McCoys by Glenn and Gary McCoy
10d19; See? It's the bad cholesterol you have to be afraid of.; Loose Parts by Dave Blazek
10d20; I'm beginning to think this is rigged!; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi
10d21; There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?; Cornered by Mike Baldwin
10d22; What did I come in here for again?; Half Full by Maria Scrivan
10d23; Son, it looks like our next cattle-driving lesson will be on braking under emergency situations.; Rubes by Leigh Rubin
10d24; It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
10d25; I think we can all agree that Larry wasn't a good fit.; Bliss by Harry Bliss
10d26; Today's film is on the gingerbread reproductive system. If I hear any giggling, I'll turn the projector off.; The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn
10d27; You should treat yourself more often. But don't take my word for it, ask any good salesperson.; Cornered by Mike Baldwin
10d28; That's the first time anyone's asked to be set free as their last request.; The Flying McCoys by Glenn and Gary McCoy
10d29; There's nothing wrong with your new widescreen TV, but you might want to take those things off your heads.; Loose Parts by Dave Blazek
10d30; Check it out... I think I found Ursa Major.; Break of Day by Nate Fakes
10d31; Remember the time you made me laugh so hard, blood shot out of my nose?; Bliss by Harry Bliss
11d1; Cody, come to bed or you'll be at it all night!; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi
11d2; Oh great, I brought the wrong file.; Half Full by Maria Scrivan
11d3; Sorry, I didn't mean to fly off the handle like that.; Bizarro by Dan Piraro
11d4; ...and while I didn't notice what Jesus looked like, here is a description of the sandwich he was holding...; Inherit the Mirth by Cuyler Black
11d5; Before you two tee off, however, I must explain our playoff rules, as they differ somewhat from 'sudden death' rules in other golf tournaments.; In the Bleachers by Steve Moore
11d6; I can't explain now, but don't take your jacket off at work.; Herman by Jim Unger
11d7; Well, I didn't KNOW you had a coupon for woolly mammoth...; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
11d8; Hey, THAT little piggy went to Disneyland.; Strange Brew by John Deering
11d9; Oh, I'm sorry! I thought you were someone else.; Break of Day by Nate Fakes
11d10; Why do I get the feeling we're going to regret this?; Bliss by Harry Bliss
11d11; It shouldn't take too long to track him down... Apparently, he has only escaped into a good book.; Rubes by Leigh Rubin
11d12; Just one more episode, then I hibernate.; Half Full by Maria Scrivan
11d13; Ribbon! Wrapping paper! A box to sit in! You guys are the best!; Bizarro by Dan Piraro
11d14; What are those? We heard you were bringing us ten condiments.; Inherit the Mirth by Cuyler Black
11d15; Yeah, it's stuck. You try the Heimlich and I'll go find another ball, just in case.; In the Bleachers by Steve Moore
11d16; I'd like to borrow just enough to get myself out of debt.; Herman by Jim Unger
11d17; Actually, Bob, we'd prefer it if you'd wear the sign on the outside of your clothes...; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
11d18; Bad news, people. Nobody's buying our sales charts...; Strange Brew by John Deering
11d19; Well, it looks like another slow day.; Break of Day by Nate Fakes
11d20; With the benefit of hindsight, I'd say no, Ed, it wasn't 'funny' letting him steer the boat!; Bliss by Harry Bliss
11d21; Relax, the children are perfectly safe. I removed the legs... The kids don't know the difference.; Rubes by Leigh Rubin
11d22; You set the browser so it won't accept cookies? What were you thinking?!; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi
11d23; I'll never forget when he was itsy bitsy and got stuck in the water spout.; Bizarro by Dan Piraro
11d24; I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may update your Facebook status.; Inherit the Mirth by Cuyler Black
11d25; Something's different... Did you lose weight?; Half Full by Maria Scrivan
11d26; We'll take you off the vitamins for a couple of days.; Herman by Jim Unger
11d27; This waiting room is a powder keg.; Heathcliff by George Gately
11d28; I just regret all the people I stepped on on the way to the top.; Strange Brew by John Deering
11d29; Look, Bob! That rabbit retrieved your ball!!; In the Bleachers by Steve Moore
11d30; What's with all the cat links in your search history?!; Bliss by Harry Bliss
12d1; What is the big deal about leaping over tall buildings in a single bound? I can fly.; The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn
12d2; Adam prepares for some deep sea snorkeling.; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi
12d3; So these space dudes were here yesterday offering to teach us to build these big pointy things, and we were like "whatever."; Bizarro by Dan Piraro
12d4; David, there's a Mrs. Goliath here to see you.; Inherit the Mirth by Cuyler Black
12d5; They told me it meant 'Warrior' but it turned out to be a link to Amazon.; Half Full by Maria Scrivan
12d6; How do you say, 'We came to your country to find our suitcases'?; Herman by Jim Unger
12d7; I don't know... he does seem to possess a sort of animal magnetism.; Strange Brew by John Deering
12d8; I hate to break it to you, but we can't GET any farther south for the winter.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
12d9; Do I have anything stuck in-between my tusks?; Break of Day by Nate Fakes
12d10; It's interesting, but I think we're better off where we are.; Bliss by Harry Bliss
12d11; How precious! Oh and look! She has your nose!; The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn
12d12; Seems like everyone has a wireless connection but me.; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi
12d13; Okay, Superman, see if these make it clearer... WHOA. You're Clark Kent.; Bizarro by Dan Piraro
12d14; Oh good! They've got wireless!; Inherit the Mirth by Cuyler Black
12d15; Bill can't bear the thought of killing a mouse, so he rigged a way to fling them into the neighbor's yard.; Close to Home by John McPherson
12d16; Did you say, 'one coffee and a banana'?; Herman by Jim Unger
12d17; Dang... I guess having my sentence overturned wasn't such good news after all.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly
12d18; When life gave him lemons, Douglas made lemonade...but this scenario had him stumped.; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi
12d19; You're only carrying ONE pollen? Man, you sure are lazy for a worker bee!; Break of Day by Nate Fakes
12d20; The end of my patience is near!; Bliss by Harry Bliss
12d21; It's no use Glenn... We're trapped like - well... like ourselves, I guess.; The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn
12d22; Why do you always get to be the car?; Half Full by Maria Scrivan
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