What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with a nervous person? % An Easter basket case!
Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? % Because he's too young to drive!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? % Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? % Hot cross bunnies!
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? % A receding hareline!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? % It's been nice gnawing you!
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack? % One chews and hops, the other hews and chops!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? % He didn't have the hare fare!
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? % One. After that the basket won't be empty!
What do you call a dumb bunny? % A hare brain!
What do you call a bunny with a large brain? % An egghead!
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? % Just look for the gray hares!
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? % A funny bunny!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? % Bugs Bunny!
Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails? % To the retail store!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? % Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny Who? % Some bunny is eating all my Easter candy!
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? % Fourteen carrot gold!
Why do we paint Easter eggs? % Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? % He cracked up!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? % He was having a bad hare day!
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke? % It might crack up!
What did one Easter egg say to the other? % Heard any good yolks lately?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? % Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What is a rabbit's favorite dance? % The Bunny Hop!
Why did the Easter egg hide? % He was a little chicken!
How does a rabbit make gold soup? % He begins with 14 carrots!
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? % Hot cross bunnies!
What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit? % One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? % With a hare brush!
Why is the Easter Bunny the luckiest animal in the world? % Because he has four rabbit's feet!
Do you know why rabbits are so good in math? % Because they multiply so fast!
What kind of music do bunnies like? % Hip Hop!
What do you get if you cross a bee and a rabbit? % A honey bunny!
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? % With a hare dryer!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? % A bunion!
Where do Easter bunnies dance? % At the basketball!
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? % Two points, unless he's beyond the three-point line!
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? % Because it's always on a sundae!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? % From an eggplant!