1; No, no, we use bat wings and newt eyes for special spell potions… we use chickens for soup.
2; It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.
3; Will you bury me?
4; I carve tiny faces on the seeds before I plant 'em.
5; Well, ordering this X-ray sure was a waste of time.
6; You're supposed to say "Trick-or-treat" not "Fill 'er up".
7; You wouldn't believe how many kids showed up while you guys were out!
8; Actually, it is a bad time — I'm rushing to get the kids out of the oven.
9; I don't care if he's a basketball! We're in love!
10; Zombies shouldn't throw their hands in the air like they just don't care.
11; Wait, are you who I came with?
12; Yeah, we're going to be late. Marya is taking forever to change.
13; Here's your problem… the safety's on.
14; I can't bring myself to cut them!
15; It's nearly Halloween, Lucy — get out of that depressing gothic outfit!
16; It's seen better nights, Esmeralda… maybe it's time to start riding your mop.
17; This is why vampires never get new hairdos.
18; It never looks as good as the picture in the recipe book.
19; Anything is good. I'm a universal recipient.
20; Look at her, the snob! First the Teflon cauldron and now THIS!
21; I have something similar in black.
22; It's always something. First it was lead paint. Then it was asbestos. Now they tell me this house has too much gluten.
23; I've come for your soul! There is nothing you can… Ooo, is that chocolate?
24; The good news is that we found a donor head for you…
25; She was driving while hexing.
28; You look like you could use a little piece of mind.
29; And what are you supposed to be?
30; Be right with you. Just tweeting that you're a "take one only" house.
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