SPOIL/What do you get from a pampered cow?/Spoiled milk.
SUIT/What do lawyers wear to court?/Law suits.
SHARP/What did the pencil say to the other pencil?/You're looking sharp.
FRAME/Why did the picture go to jail?/Because it was framed.
TRUNKS/What do you get when you cross fish and elephants?/Swimming trunks.
TRUNK/What is gray and has four legs, a tail and a trunk?/A mouse on vacation.
TRUNK/Why do elephants have trunks?/Because they can't fit all their stuff in a suitcase.
DRIVE AWAY/Who earns a living driving customers away?/A taxi driver.
HAIL/What's worse than raining cats and dogs?/Hailing taxis.
VIRUS/Why did the computer go to the doctor?/Because it had a virus.
SPRING/What season is it when you are on a trampoline?/Spring time.
DECK/Why couldn't the pirate play cards?/Because he was sitting on the deck.
COMING DOWN/What did one elevator say to the other elevator?/I think I'm coming down with something.
FOOT/Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?/Because then it would be a foot.
FLY/What has four wheels and flies?/A garbage truck.
LETTER/What starts with P, ends with E and has a million letters in it?/Post office.
LETTER/What starts with E and ends with E, but only contains one letter?/An envelope.
DRAW/Why should you take a pencil to bed?/To draw the curtains.
WATCH/What kind of dog keeps the best time?/A watch dog.
DRESSING/Why did the tomato turn red?/It saw the salad dressing.
SECOND HAND/Why did the man with one hand cross the road?/To get to the second hand shop.
SECONDS/What does a clock do when it's hungry?/It goes back four seconds.
HOLD UP/Why did the belt go to jail?/Because it held up a pair of pants.
MARCH/What month do soldiers hate most?/The month of March.
MARCH/Why was everyone so tired on April 1?/They had just finished a March of 31 days.
CRACK/What did the painter say to the wall?/One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
COAT/How do you warm up a room after it's been painted?/Give it a second coat.
PATCH/How did the farmer mend his pants?/With cabbage patches.
CONCENTRATE/Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?/He couldn't concentrate.
JAM/Why did the baby strawberry cry?/Because his parents were in a jam.
JAM/Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road?/To go with the traffic jam.
PATTY/What did the hamburger name his daughter?/Patty!
SERVE/What can you serve but never eat?/A volleyball.
TIE/Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?/So he could tie the score.
TIE/Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?/It was a tie.
BALL/Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team?/She ran away from the ball.
FLY/What has eighteen legs and catches flies?/A baseball team.
MATCH/What lights up a soccer stadium?/a soccer match.
BATTER/How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?/They both need a good batter.
SPREAD/Have you heard the joke about butter?/I better not tell you, it might spread.
BUTTER/What do you call the best butter on the farm?/A goat.
FAN/How do baseball players stay cool?/They sit next to their fans.
BAT/What animal is best at hitting a baseball?/A bat.
SPOT/Why can't a leopard hide?/Because he's always spotted.
HOT DOG/What do you give a dog with a fever?/Mustard, because it's the best thing for a hot dog.
SCHOOL/Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?/Because they dropped out of school.
PUPIL/Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?/Because she couldn't control her pupils.
RULER/What the king of the classroom?/The ruler!
PROBLEM/Why was the math book sad?/Because it had too many problems.
SCALE/What's the most musical part of a fish?/The scales!
DATE/Why did the raisin go out with a prune?/Because he couldn't find a date.
HORN/What has one horn and gives milk?/A milk truck.
CHARGING/How do you keep a dinosaur from charging?/Take away his credit card.
CHARGE/What do bulls do when they go shopping?/They charge everything.
BILL/What did the duck say when he went shopping?/Put it on my bill.
ON ME/What did one plate say to the other plate?/Dinner's on me tonight.
MAKE UP/Why can't you trust atoms?/They make up everything.
POINTLESS/Have you heard the story about a broken pencil?/I'd tell you, but it's pointless.
BARK/Why is a tree like a big dog?/They both have a lot of bark.
PALM/What kind of tree can fit into your hand?/A palm tree!
PLANT/Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?/Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
REVOLUTION/What happened when the wheel was invented?/It caused a revolution.
DEGREE/Why didn't the sun go to college?/Because it already had millions of degrees.
SLUG/What do you do when two snails have a fight?/Leave them to slug it out.
CRANE/What bird can lift the most?/A crane.
SEAL/What's sleek, eats fish and lives in Washington, D. C.?/The Presidential Seal.
PUNCH/How do you make a fruit punch?/Give it boxing lessons.
FAST/How do make a slow horse fast?/Stop feeding it.
QUARTER/How do you know the moon is going broke?/It's down to its last quarter.
Kids Jokes
Word Order Scrambled Comics