2; Maybe we should stick to sitting on power lines.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly 3; That's right, dear, our ancestors had tails.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly 4; I have an idea—let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly 5; There aren't many nice days left—why don't you go outside and text?; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly 11; As you can see, our server is unexpectedly down.; Rubes by Leigh Rubin 13; I just called ahead so they'll have the money ready for us.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly 14; In my day we didn't 'scroll down'—we turned to Page 16, Section D!; Bliss by Harry Bliss 15; I keep tapping it and the text doesn't get bigger!; Bliss by Harry Bliss 16; I'm sorry…we're just not compatible.; Break of Day by Nate Fakes 17; To make the Kindle seem more booklike, the latest version includes a paper cut option.; Close to Home by John McPherson 18; Oh, you do keep track of where you bury things.; Cornered by Mike Baldwin 19; Don't interrupt—he's downloading another song.; Cornered by Mike Baldwin 20; At least I'll go out with an awesome tweet.; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi 21; Every time I write something down, I have the urge to hit "save."; Bizarro by Dan Piraro 22; Let me guess… you bumped into someone and spilled coffee on it.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly 23; There must be a way to tell him his text made me laugh out loud.; Speed Bump by Dave Coverly 24; I don't get it— I've never even seen "mail."; Bliss by Harry Bliss 25; It's so good to see you.; Bliss by Harry Bliss 26; From time to time, I still resort to the "dumb phone."; Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler 27; Ask that person for directions… she looks like someone who has Google Maps.; Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler 28; Remember when the young would learn from the old?; Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler 29; Man, I can't even think about 'vibrate' until I'm on my fifth cup of coffee.; Reality Check by Dave Whamond 30; Might be a good idea for me.; Off the Mark by Mark Parisi 31; Hesitant to go out on a real date with Todd, Pam agreed to Skype a movie with him.; Close to Home by John McPherson 32; I texted you FOUR times today and I haven't heard a word from you!; Close to Home by John McPherson 33; I tried to paper train him but he seems to prefer the iPad.; Half Full by Maria Scrivan