Thanksgiving Scrambled Jokes Game

Some turkey gobbled the Thanksgiving punch line! Use capitalization, punctuation, and word order skills to put the words back in order. When a word is in the right place it will change color.
Pick two words to make them switch places.
Correctly placed words will change color.

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Why do turkeys always go, "Gobble, gobble"?; They never learned proper table manners! What happened when the turkey got into a fight?; He got the stuffing knocked out of him. Why did the police arrest the turkey?; They suspected it of fowl play. Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?; They couldn't fit the moose in the oven. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?; Of course, because a building can't jump at all! How do you keep a turkey in suspense?; I'll let you know next week! Why did the turkey cross the road?; He wanted to prove he wasn't chicken. Why can't you take a turkey to church?; It's too embarrassing because they use fowl language! Why did the turkey play drums in his band?; He already had drumsticks! Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?; The turkey isn't because he's already stuffed! What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?; You get enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving! When did the Pilgrims first say, "God bless America"?; It was when they first heard America sneeze! Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?; Everything is marked down after the holidays. Why did the first corn get to the table so quickly?; They had it in stalk! Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?; No, you should just have the turkey! Do turkeys like sunny days?; No, they prefer fowl weather. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?; Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. What's the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?; A pirate buries treasures, but the farmer treasures berries. Why do turkeys lay eggs?; If they dropped them, they'd break! Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?; They heard that April showers bring Mayflowers. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?; A turkey that can pluck itself! What's blue and covered with feathers?; A turkey holding its breath! What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?; Plymouth Rock, at least when they arrived.