1; I told you cigars were bad for you!
6; Whose idea was it to invite Frosty over to our hot tub?
11; First artificial trees, now this!
12; That's quite a wish list.
13; Next time, try checking that list thrice.
14; Your mom told you to trim the tree a little more?
17; I think the kids like their present again this year.
18; Anything but milk and cookies.
19; Why do I think this was last minute?
21; Cool! Now turn that string off and switch the 'broken' one back on.
22; Why do you always get to be the car?
23; Bill got me a little space heater... and the pounds just melted off!
24; Oh, for heaven's sake! It's a book!!
26; Yeah, it's Roger - he forgot me again.
28; Let's check our inboxes and see what Santa brought.