Free Online English Language Arts Word Order Game

Scrambled Christmas Jokes Game

A challenge for your capitalization, punctuation, homophone and sentence word order skills

Somebody pranced and danced and mixed up the words of a Christmas joke. Read the punch line to help you fix the scrambled joke.
Pick two words to make them switch places.

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What do you get when you cross an Irish Setter with an English Pointer at Christmas? A Point Setter! What do sheep say to each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe! How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad! How do chihuahuas say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog! What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth! Knock, knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas! What's red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane! What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker? My POP is bigger than yours! Knock, knock. Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open 'til Christmas! What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter Y! What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards! What's wrong with the Christmas alphabet? It has NO EL! What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey! What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want! Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr! What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii? O Tanning Palms! What's the favorite Christmas Carol of new parents? Silent Night! Why do mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping! What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws! What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? Neither! Candles always burn shorter! Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can hoe, hoe, hoe! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite What kind of pizza does Good King Wenceslas order? Deep pan, crisp and even Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks? Because they're Santa's Star Bucks. What do reindeers say before telling a joke? This one will sleigh you. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll What nationality is Santa Claus? He's North Polish. Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log. Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because it soots him Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary What goes "OH, OH, OH"? Santa walking backwards! Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? In a snow bank How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house! What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? Comet! If athlete's get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe! What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus? Santa Claws! What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked out the window? Looks like rain, dear! What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Aren't you tired of hanging around? What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf? Nothing. Reindeer can't talk! How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents. Why did Jimmy's grades drop after Christmas? Everything was marked down after the holidays. Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop their needles! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Snowcaps