How do rabbits travel?*By hare plane
What animal doesn't play fair?*A cheetah
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?*Bison
What did the cat have for breakfast?*Mice crispies
What did the Cinderella dolphin wear to the ball?*Glass flippers
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?*An udder failure
What do fish take to stay healthy?*Vitamin sea
What do whales eat?*Fish and ships
What do you call a cat that just ate a pickle?*A sour puss
What do you call a cow with two legs?*Lean beef
What do you call a crate full of ducks?*A box of quackers
What do you call a fish with no eyes?*A fsh
What do you call a polar bear on thin ice?*An ice breaker
What do you call a sleeping bull?*A bull dozer
What do you call a snake with a great personality?*A snake charmer
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?*Stuck!
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?*Laughing stock
What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?*Use a pen
What do you get from a pampered cow? *Spoiled milk
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?*Roost beef
What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?*A fire quacker
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?*An eggroll
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?*Swimming trunks
What does a doctor give an elephant who's going to be sick?*Plenty of room
What does a dog have that a cat doesn't have?*Puppies
What dog keeps the best time?*A watch dog
What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?*A watch dog
What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?*A kitten
What is even smarter than a talking bird?*A spelling bee
What is out of bounds?*A tired kangaroo
What kind of cat should you never play games with?*A cheetah
What kind of cats like to go bowling?*Alley cats
What part of a fish weighs the most?*The scales
When is a brown dog not a brown dog?*When it's a greyhound
Where do fish put their money?*In riverbanks
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?*The outside
Who stole the soap?*The robber ducky
Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?*Cats can't drive.
