Halloween Scrambled Jokes

Use capitalization, punctuation and word order skills to restore the original word order to a scrambled punch line. When a word is in the right place the LETTERS turn BLACK.

Pick two words and they will switch places.

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How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball? He turns into a bat every night. How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes. Why can't Dracula play baseball? He lost his bat. Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I'd like a beer and a mop! What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley? I'm bone to be wild. Why does Dracula have so few friends? He's a pain in the neck. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck. Why are so few ghosts arrested? It's hard to pin anything on them. Why do mummies make excellent spies? They're good at keeping things under wraps. Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle! What's the difference between a witch and the letters M, A, K, E and S? One makes spells, the other spells MAKES. Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up. Why do mummies have so few friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves. Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy. Who wins when a ghost and a zombie race? Nobody, they're dead even. What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? You really hope it's Halloween. Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them. Why aren't there any famous skeletons? They're a bunch of no bodies. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. How do you make a witch itch? Take away her w! What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin? What did the ghost teacher say to her class? Watch the board and I'll go through it again. Why don't skeletons play music in church? They have no organs. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat? That would be when you're a mouse! Why don't ghosts like parties? They have no body to dance with! Why are there fences around cemeteries? People are dying to get in. Why is a skeleton so mean? He doesn't have a heart.