How do turtles communicate?
A shell-phone!
What do you call a turtle who is only awake at night?
A noc-turtle!
What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
Shell-arious ones!
What do you call a turtle with 6 feet?
A 6-foot turtle!
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shell-icopter!
What is a turtle's favourite game?
Beak-a-boo!
What does a turtle need to ride a bike?
A shell-met!
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity!
What kind of photos does a turtle take?
Shell-fies!
What does a turtle do on its birthday?
It shell-ebrates!
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A slow-poke
What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
Shell-arious ones!
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe?
A turtle-neck