Lizard Jokes and Riddles: Guess the answers, letter by letter, and have a laugh, especially you iguana and gecko fans

What do geckos like to eat with their hamburgers? French flies What's your favorite side with burgers? And what flying insect do geckos like to eat? What is a lizard's favourite movie? The Lizard of Oz It only sounds like Dorothy and Toto were in it. There's a rhyme involved here. What did the iguana say to his crush? Iguana be your valentine. He said it on February 14th. The first word of the answer is right there in the joke. What did the grape say when the iguana squashed it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! This is actually more of a grape joke than a lizard joke. What do you get when you squash a grape? Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails? The retail shop It's not a wholesale shop. Many lizards can regrow their tails. It's a kind of shop that includes the word TAIL. What did the excited lizard say when he got off the ride? Iguana do that again! There's a rhyme involved here. The answer starts with a tropical, vegetarian kind of lizard. What do you call it when a lizard gets lost in a snowstorm? A b-lizard The answer is a made-up word, a snowstorm with a typo. There's a rhyme involved here. What do you use to weigh a lizard? A scale It's a homonym with one meaning related to weighing. The other meaning has to do with a lizard's skin. How much does a lizard weigh? It depends on the scales. It's a homonym with one meaning related to weighing. The other meaning has to do with a lizard's skin. What do you call an iguana who runs a casino? The lizard of odds Think of a rhyme for a famous movie title. The movie features a yellow brick road. How did scientists learn to make glass from lizards? It was clear from the gecko. The answer includes a little insect-eating lizard. It also includes a feature of glass. Why do lizards like long stories? Because they dragon. The largest of living lizards especially like them. Sometimes long stories seem to go on for too longl What do you call a lizard with headphones? Anything, it can't hear you. This is more about wearing headphones than a lizard. If you have headphones on, what can't you do? What's a gecko's favorite sport? Cricket, because they love to catch bugs! Think of a homonym with one meaning being a sport. The other meaning is something that a gecko likes to eat. What did one lizard say to the other during a race? Iguana beat you! The first word of the answer is a tropical, vegetarian lizard. The lizard boasts that it is going to beat the other lizard. What do lizards put on their kitchen floors? Rep-tiles Snakes might put them on their floors too. They might also put them on their bathroom floors. Alligators would like them too. When does a lizard say "quack"? When it's learning a new language. A horse would be doing this too, when it says "moo". "Quack" isn't a word in a lizard's language. Why did the gecko cross the road? To get to the other fly! It sounds like the reason the chicken crossed the road. What tasty treat would attract the gecko? Why are chameleons good in smoothies? Because they blend in really well Think about how smoothies are made. There's a homonym with one meaning that describes what chameleons do with the surroundings. What kind of lizard tells jokes? A stand-up chameleon! Think of a lizard that changes colors. And tells jokes in front of a live audience.

Jokes and Riddles Letter by Letter Hangman-style Game

Lizard Jokes & Riddles Guessing Game