1; I wish you had come to me sooner!
2; Honey, did you remember to put on the sunscreen?
3; Could we at least finish dinner first?
4; I meant pass me the stuffing from the turkey!
5; The brochure didn't mention anything about this!
6; I see a future filled with bread crumbs.
7; I quit to avoid getting axed.
8; When I told him we were having him for dinner, he got so excited I couldn't bring myself to do it.
9; We found the problem - all of your internal organs are in this little bag.
10; If we all demonstrate, maybe this year we'll get a decent retirement package.
11; For us, Billy, Thanksgiving is actually the day after Thanksgiving.
12; We're never going to get all two hundred balloons inflated in time for the parade!!
13; Honey, is there a reason you took out yet another life insurance policy on me?
14; Cancel our account with Macy's.
15; Wait... How do we know that's a REAL will and the turkey left both drumsticks to you?
16; Our turkey for your bone was not a fair trade!
17; Can you just refocus on how thankful you are?
18; Farmer Bob wouldn't do that to us. He LOVES us. Look, he just left us these beauty bars and this cool hairbrush!
19; C'mon, Sid, they invited us to the first Thanksgiving. What could go wrong?
20; You may have overdone it on Thanksgiving. Your jaw has repetitive stress injury...
21; See? Just trace your feathers like this, and you've drawn a person!
22; Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the "November Phenomenon"?